Okay. So this past Thursday and Friday I had the following e-mail exchange with my daughter,
xenachakram12, after I forwarded the top e-mail to her. We both lead rich fantasy lives and are special, special snowflakes.
One small note: Rolling Hills is our local looney bin, er, mental health facility. *g*
Btw, when I asked her if she minded if I posted this, she did comment on my lameness quotient to which I quickly pointed out that it is quite high so why should I bother trying to be cool now? Word.
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From: lizajaneok’s work friend
To: lizajaneok
Begin forwarded message:
Do You Know Your Neighbors?
I mean, REALLY - Do you know your neighbors?
Just put in your address & your neighborhood map will pop up.
Every place you see a red balloon or thumb tack is the home of a convicted felon.
Just hover your mouse over an icon & not only will the name come up, but also the crime they were convicted of.
Share with your friends . . . safety first. This was disturbingly interesting.
http://www.felonspy.com/search.html
From: lizajaneok
To: xenachakram12
Holy crap! This is very disturbing!
From: xenachakram12
To: lizajaneok
whoa!! i didn't know that this was public record. the nearest guy to me was convicted of assault, but he's 71, so i'm thinking it was a while ago. *shrug*
I saw your bubble, btw. I didn't know they could get that big. "lizajaneok, 47. Stalking in the 1st degree of Jensen Ackles, Aggrevated Sexual Assault of Jensen Ackles, 1st degree kidnapping of Jensen Ackles..." I bet your neighbors move.
From: lizajaneok
To: xenachakram12
Was at the dentist. *ugh* Yeah, my neighbors are already suspicious. Especially when I brought in that “expensive, rolled-up carpet” that made noises all on its own. They never bought the story that it was haunted. Plus, I didn’t even get to keep Jensen long enough to have any real fun with him. That boy is wily. I think he must do his own stunts on SPN. He didn’t even blink before he jumped from a second-story window and booked into the woods across from the house. He was hardly even limping. Also, he is a really sweet guy. At the trial, he even testified that I treated him humanely and the judge just put me on probation. Well, that and the time I spent “resting” and “gaining perspective” in Rolling Hills. God, I love him so much!!!
And the nut doesn’t fall far from the fruitcake, missy. What about your bubble? Just substitute Jensen Ackles with J-Pad and there you go!
From: xenachakram12
To: lizajaneok
Yes, except add one Misha Collins as accomplice to the kidnapping charge. He wants a piece of Jared, too. Unfortunately, Jared held both of our arms down with one hand and then squished us 'til we passed out. Then we woke up and gelled Misha's hair. And stole Jensen's sweater vest. We are like the gruesome twosome of mischief. *nods*
Also, you + Jensen Ackles = true forever love. Don't let those a-holes at Rolling Hills tell you it's a "fantasy" or "obsession". They are just jealous cuz your true love is the hottest of all the world. Trufax.
From: lizajaneok
To: xenachakram12
Misha is indeed in it for a piece of the boys. I saw the way he was panting and drooling when we had Jared cornered. And he kept stroking Jensen’s hair after I unrolled the carpet. But he’s adorable and funny, so what can we do but keep him around? Plus, he’s scrappy in a scuffle! You’re stronger, but he’s definitely got some moves.
You’re right, those Rolling Hills beyotches ARE jealous!!! I remember seeing the lust in their eyes when they found my secret stash of Jensen pics. (By the way, they do strip search you before you go into RH. Just an FYI, in case you ever need it or in case you ever need to remind me of it.) Anyhoo, our love is true and no one can change that. Jensen, ilu, bb!!!! *sigh*
I’ve been out long enough that another attempt should be imminent. “The elephant is wearing blue pajamas.” Repeat. “The elephant is wearing blue pajamas.” Over and out.
From: xenachakram12
To: lizajaneok
Lollerskates